GEfreedomreport
@GEfreedomreport Offshore
A celebration of General Electric's innovative
designs, products & strategies to avoid paying one penny of taxes in
2010...and beyond!
(http://nyti.ms/hYAUpL)
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GEfreedomreport
Stupid @theyesmen hoax causes us to actually lose $3.5b in stock value. Just think who that money could have bought!
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GE_Gift
Samuel Winnacker
After some technical difficulties and a HUGE amount of traffic to our GE servers, we are LIVE again! genewscenters.com/Press-Releases… #GE_Gift
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GEfreedomreport
"The allegation is absurd. GE has every intention of paying its rightful share of taxes," says GE Chief Accountant Keyser Soze.
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GEfreedomreport
GOOD NEWS: G.E. has just officially been granted 501(c)666 "Not-For-Anything-But-Profit Status!"
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GEfreedomreport
IMPORTANT UPDATE: The entire U.S. Corporate Tax Code has been revealed to be a hoax! Damn you, @theyesmen
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GEfreedomreport
UPDATE: We're taking the $3.2b tax refund back. Some would say "Indian-giving," but we care so we say "Native American Giving!"
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GEfreedomreport
EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: GE locates free, renewable source of water for all our needs! http://bit.ly/f1FFUQ
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OK, fine, we're giving back our $3.2b tax refund - but still writing it off as a "Charitable donation!" http://bit.ly/dRDghm
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GEfreedomreport
RT: GE asks Americans: 'How should the #GE_Gift be spent?" http://vimeo.com/22341420
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GEfreedomreport
@theyesmen So you fooled AP, big deal. We fooled the IRS, USA, and that tiny voice in our heads at sleeptime.
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GEfreedomreport
CORRECTION: We will *not* be refunding our $3.2 billion tax refund because it's already gone up our noses. http://bit.ly/dRDghm
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GEfreedomreport
NOW AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD ON iTUNES: GE's new kids' album, "Free to Be Me & Me"
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GEfreedomreport
We wander the globe looking for a place to crash where we don't have to pay. We're a 22-year-old with a hemp backpack.
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GEfreedomreport
"Nothing can be said to be certain, except death." - BenGEmin Franklin
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GEfreedomreport
Most of our tax department is hired right out of the IRS. It's called "recycling," people!
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GEfreedomreport
FACT: A loophole allows us to defer taxes
into the future.The Terminator comes back and tells us "Come this way if
you want to pay nothing!"
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GEfreedomreport
AMELIA EARHART FOUND! Plane landed safely in one of our tax loopholes. It's always the last place...
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GEfreedomreport
TRUE FACT: Our tax-avoiding office is a GE
Profit Center. Next year, we're getting out of the "making things"
business entirely!
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GEfreedomreport
We're suing Charlie Sheen for the right to use our new catchphrase, "Duh-ducting!"
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GEfreedomreport
Thanks to Mayor Calrissian for letting us move GE operations to 100% tax-free Cloud City!
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GEfreedomreport
SHOCKING new medical report says, "Paying taxes causes AIDS!" (Source: GE-DC, Atlanta)
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GEfreedomreport
THIS SATURDAY: Join GE for a Reenactment of the Boston Tea Party - only instead of tea, we dump American taxpayers.
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GEfreedomreport
"Can't hear... call breaking up... going through a canyon..." - practicing for April 15th call from IRS
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GEfreedomreport
Had that nightmare again: Where we show up at school, but it has adequate funding because corporations pay their share. CREEPY!
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GEfreedomreport
Good news! Chief Accountant says GE executives can now start claiming bowel movements as "dependents."
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GEfreedomreport
Rep. Paul Ryan wants to lower corporate tax rate by 10% -- so wrong. 10% of 0 is 0!
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GEfreedomreport
If Wimpy worked for GE, he'd say, "I will gladly shred any evidence of this transaction Tuesday for a hamburger today."
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GEfreedomreport
UPDATE: GE has just filed for an extension on our tax filing to "the 39th of Neverbruary."
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GEfreedomreport
Whoo-hoo! We just won $5 million in last night's NCAA finals -- betting on Butler. Don't ask how.
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GEfreedomreport
FACT: 2 of our tax-shifting tricks are the
"Double Irish" & "Dutch Sandwich." We found them on Craigslist
Casual Encounters.
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GEfreedomreport
DID YOU KNOW? G.E. is the only Fortune 500 company whose cash register has a "Leave a Penny, Leave a Penny" box!
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What a coincidence? All of our tax receipts were *also* found in the Reptile House!
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GEfreedomreport
Just think of all the trees we're saving with those nonexistent tax receipts!
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GEfreedomreport
Sure, we enjoy writing tax loopholes directly into law. But what we really want to do is direct.
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GEfreedomreport
Our CEO is calling for a reform of the U.S. tax code. Time for YOU to start paying US. http://bit.ly/gYdsvQ
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GEfreedomreport
@stacyhyatt Of course we're official! All dispatches come straight from GE HQ, inside an unregistered volcano.
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GEfreedomreport
We've just opened an offshore account on the LOST island. Trying to avoid taxes in 2010, 1977 & 1954. @DamonLindelof
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GEfreedomreport
You people are thinking of GE all wrong. We don’t have the money! It’s in your house, and yours, and the Kennedy place...
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GEfreedomreport
Pay taxes? Then how are we supposed to pay for your elections? (You're welcome!)
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Wanna go on a date with GE? Dutch treat - you and someone else split our bill.
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GEfreedomreport
Q: How many GE tax accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: -1
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GEfreedomreport
@BronxZoosCobra Hungry? Can we entice you with some succulent balance sheets?
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GEfreedomreport
@GE_TaxAttorney Wanna work for us? Must have own car, Harry Potter Invisibility Cloak.
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GEfreedomreport
GE: We Bring Good Things to Light -- And Keep Better Things Under Wraps
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GEfreedomreport
Plan for 2011: Find way to monetize every time someone gets a bright idea.
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GE: Making more bucks "disappear" than the Male Deer Witness Protection Program.
