The Top 10 Hoaxes of 2004
#1: The CBS Bush Memos ('Rathergate')
On Sept. 8 Dan Rather reported on
60 Minutes that
CBS
had obtained documents showing that President Bush had disobeyed orders
while serving in the National Guard and had then used his family's
influence in order to cover up his poor service record. The documents
allegedly came from the files of Col. Killian, Bush's commanding
officer in the Guard. Almost immediately bloggers began pointing out
that it looked an awful lot like the documents in question had been
written in Microsoft Word, which obviously didn't exist when Bush was
serving in the Guard.
CBS didn't pay much attention to the
bloggers, but when it realized that its source for the documents, Bill
Burkett, had lied about how he obtained them, it decided that it could
no longer vouch for their authenticity. Rather apologized for airing
the story.
#2: Daily Mirror's Hoax Photos
On May 1, 2004 the British
Daily Mirror
published pictures of Iraqi prisoners allegedly being tortured by
British soldiers. Almost immediately people began to cry hoax. There
were just too many problems with the pictures. First of all, they
looked posed. The 'prisoners' didn't appear to be injured or even
sweating. And the British soldiers were wearing incorrect uniforms and
driving vehicles not deployed in Iraq. Two weeks later the
Daily Mirror admitted that it had been duped and fired its editor, Piers Morgan.
#3: Home Computer of 2004
It's a picture from 1954 of what RAND Corporation scientists imagined
that a 'home computer' would look like in 2004 (note the steering
wheel). Except that the picture doesn't really date from 1954. It was
created in 2004 by Danish software sales and support technician Troels
Eklund Andersen as an entry in a
Fark Photoshop contest
(theme: "Photoshop this mock-up of a submarine's maneuvering Room"...
Andersenin's photo won the contest). He didn't intend for it to fool
thousands of people on the internet, but once it slipped beyond the
confines of Fark and began circulating via email, that's exactly what
it did. It even fooled Scott McNealy, CEO of Sun Microsystems, who
displayed it to an audience at a computer conference as evidence of how
impossible it is to predict what future technology will look like.
#4: Bush Voters Have Lower IQs
Smart people vote Democratic. Stupid people vote Republican. That, at least, was the implication of a
chart
that spread all around the internet during the early part of 2004.
Specifically, the chart showed that American states whose populations
possess higher average incomes and higher average IQs voted for Gore in
the 2000 Presidential elections. Whereas their poorer, dumber
counterparts went for Bush. The source of this chart was supposedly an
academic book titled
IQ and the Wealth of Nations by Richard Lynn and Tatu Vanhanen. Except that
IQ and the Wealth of Nations wasn't the source. The real source was a guy using the screen name 'Robert Calvert' who posted the data to a
Mensa newsgroup
back in 2002. Apparently he just made it all up. His phony chart
lingered in newsgroup obscurity for two years until somehow it got
rediscovered around April, 2004. At which point it began appearing
everywhere. Even major newspapers and magazines, such as the
St. Petersburg Times and the
Economist,
printed it. Of course, none of them bothered to check the info first.
After the election in November the chart started recirculating once
again, making this the hoax that refused to die.
#5: The Bhopal Hoax
On Dec. 3 the BBC broadcast an interview with a man claiming to be a
representative of Dow Chemical, Jude Finisterra. It was the 20th
anniversary of the chemical disaster in Bhopal, and Mr. Finisterra said
that Dow had decided to accept full responsibility for the incident and
pay $12 billion in compensation to the victims. When the markets heard
the news, Dow's stock value promptly dropped. But later that day, after
Dow had called up the BBC to tell them that they had no idea who Mr.
Finisterra was, the BBC realized it had been hoaxed. The man they had
actually spoken to was Andy Bichlbaum of the
Yes Men group.
'Finisterra' was just a made-up name meaning 'the end of the world'. So
how had the BBC been hoaxed? Simple. It fell for a hoax website while
trying to arrange an interview with someone at Dow to speak about the
Bhopal disaster. The website they got their contact info off of looked
like it was Dow's official site. But in reality it was a phony site
created by the Yes Men. The BBC only realized its mistake after it was
far too late.
#6: Andy Kaufman Returns
On May 16, 2004 a press release was issued announcing that the comedian
Andy Kaufman had been living in New York City on the Upper West Side
for the past twenty years. Simultaneously, Andy's
new blog
appeared on the internet. The curious thing about the press release and
blog was that Andy Kaufman had died of lung cancer twenty years ago.
Had Andy fooled everyone all those years ago and faked his own death?
This was exactly what the press release claimed. But now he was back!
The one thing that made this announcement semi-credible was that during
his life Kaufman had been fascinated with the idea of faking his death,
and had even promised that if he did 'pull an Elvis' he would return 20
years later to tell everyone about it. Consequently there was a flurry
of speculation on the internet about whether Kaufman really had
returned from the dead. Of course, he hadn't. After a week or so the
joke apparently got old for whoever was behind it, and new posts
stopped appearing on Andy's blog.
#7: The Mini Cooper Autonomous Robot
Was it true that a bizarre humanoid robot made from the body of a BMW
Mini Cooper r50 had been spotted prowling the streets of London and
Oxford? And was it true that this robot would sometimes pop up out of
nowhere and stop cars from crashing? The questions sound kind of odd,
but after viewing the
website of Colin Mayhew,
the engineer who supposedly built this autonomous crash-preventing
robot, many people were inclined to say that maybe there was something
to those sightings. After all, who could argue with that amazing video
of Mayhew's robot stopping a car from crashing into a wall? And then
there was that book by Rowland Samuel,
Men of Metal: Eyewitness Accounts of Humanoid Robots, described on
Casson Publishing's website.
All this evidence made the robot stories seem believable. But in
reality the Mini Cooper Autonomous Robot, Colin Mayhew, and Casson
Publishing were all just part of an elaborate viral marketing campaign
dreamed up by the ad agency Crispin Porter & Bogusky. What were
they advertising? The new Mini Cooper obviously.
#8: Lcpl. Boudreaux's Sign
In March a
photo
began to circulate around the internet showing an American soldier
posing with two Iraqi boys. One of the boys was holding a sign that
read,
'Lcpl Boudreaux killed my Dad, then he knocked up my sister!'
The Council on American-Islamic Relations saw the picture and
complained to the Pentagon about it. The photo also received coverage
in publications such as <
Islam Online. But it turned out
that there was more than one version of the sign going around. Many
more than one. In another version the sign read
"Lcpl Boudreaux saved my dad then he rescued my sister," and in yet another version the sign read
"Lcpl Boudreaux killed my Dad, then all your Base are Belong to us."
Obviously the sign was being photoshopped... but which was the real
version? Nobody knew. Eventually the Marine Corps opened an
investigation to answer this question. The results of this
investigation do not appear to have been publicly released. Lance
Corporal Boudreaux himself insists that the sign originally read
'Welcome Marines'.
#9: Norma Khouri's Forbidden Love
Norma Khouri's bestseller
Honor Lost (published in Australia, where Khouri lives, as
Forbidden Love)
tells the story of a Jordanian 'honor killing.' Dalia, a young woman
living in Jordan, falls in love with a Christian man and is murdered
for this transgression by her father in order to defend the 'honor' of
the family. It's a shocking story, made even more shocking by the fact
that Khouri claimed that it was entirely true, based on the life (and
death) of a woman that she met while growing up in Jordan. But the
Sydney Morning Herald
did some investigative work and discovered that Khouri didn't grow up
in Jordan. She actually grew up in a suburb of Chicago. And no person
matching the Dalia character appears to have existed either.
Conclusion: Khouri's book is fiction, not fact. Khouri has now admitted
that she changed details in the book, and the Australian publisher of
the book has withdrawn it from sale.
#10: Hogzilla
Georgia hunting guide Chris Griffin claimed that he shot a 1000lb wild
hog. It happened in June on the River Oak Plantation. Now, a 1000lb
wild hog is big. Really, really big. So word of it quickly got around.
Soon the massive hog had acquired the nickname 'Hogzilla'.
Unfortunately, the only proof of Hogzilla'a existence was a single
picture, since Griffin said that he buried the oversized hog soon after
shooting it. So a lot of people began to suspect that Griffin was
telling a tall tale, though Griffin insisted he wasn't. Recently a
National Geographic crew travelled down to Georgia to investigate. They
confirm that they dug up the remains of a hog, but they're not giving
any more details until the show about Hozilla airs, sometime in
January. So the legend of Hogzilla may not be a hoax at all, but it's
still on the top ten list because it had so many people wondering if it
was a hoax.
Text copyright © 2002 Alex Boese