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Dow Chemical - Between $300 and
$500 per victim : Dow accidentally killed 20,000 in the 80's and feels
really bad about it, according to this
internal memo. Note: this memo may be fake, I dunno. Note 2: Fine,
it's fucking fake. And not even a fake memo at that -- rather, a fake
press release. blah, eat me |
ex buildscape
employeee
Registered Sinner |
| re: This is a fake. |
Dec 03 2002 03:09PM
EST |
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quote:
Originally posted by Mahandas Jones:
This press release is a fake. How do I know? Dow Chemical was not
responsible for Bhopal. It was Union Carbide!
Good point. I thought that chain in Chicago was using BS (I cannot
remember their name). One other thing, Am I the only one who thinks Bush
is not just a bit simple but a mean spirited, uncaring son of a bitch,
that cares only about money and power?
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SheepDown
unregistered |
| DOW |
Dec 03 2002 03:19PM
EST |
| This is the same Dough (DOW)
that allegedly introduced the fire ant into the wild in order to expand
its pesticide market....caring DOW? Rat's ass!!
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Kornspiracy
unregistered |
| NEWS FLASH..... |
Dec 03 2002 03:25PM
EST |
| Early this morning, armed
patrols of men employed by Dow Chemicals invaded the village of Bhopal,
India, and kissed every villager in sight.
"Oh, it was so unbelievable," replied one resident, "They stormed into
my house, hugged all of my children, gave flowers to my wife, and then
each one gave me a huge smacker right on the lips!"
The action appeared to be some sort of public relations stunt, since
many of the troops were followed by American camera crews.
"We at Dow love people," said a spokesman for the corporation, "We just
wuv 'em, yes we do, oh yes we DO!!"
Several hours later, many villagers were found convulsing in violent
seizures with large sores breaking out on their lips.
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CEO of Corporate
America
unregistered |
| Gas the Bastards!!! |
Dec 03 2002 03:38PM
EST |
| While I enjoy sending
American jobs overseas to India, I think we can all agree that Indians do
not buy enough American products or services to justify their existence on
this planet. I believe Dow was right to gas all of those Indians. Though
Dow claims it was accidental, we all know better.
Other countries that deserve to be gassed include Iraq, Iran, Nigeria,
Uruguay, Saipan, Guam, Tibet, Chad, Sudan, Ivory Coast, Liberia,
Madagascar, Nova Scotia, Iceland, Greenland, Estonia, and Haiti. These are
countries that are either too poor, too small or just annoying enough to
not matter to the US. I believe everyone in them should be dead, because
they do not buy enough American goods and services.
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Randy Ayn
unregistered |
| re: This is shareholder greed at its
worst |
Dec 03 2002 03:53PM
EST |
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quote:
Originally posted by Bachelor of Farts:
In 1969, Rachel Carson wrote Silent Spring about the side-effects of
a Dow product, DDT, on North American bird populations. Her work created
a groundswell of concern, sparking the birth of many of today's
environmental action groups. Another example of Dow's commitment to
Living. Improved daily."
Its amazing... Dow is actually taking credit for starting the
environmental movement. But all they did was CAUSE THE POLLUTION THAT
PEOPLE WERE SCREAMING ABOUT. Is that twisted? What marketing bimbo came
up with that one?
I dunno.
I *do* know that the banning of DDT - a cheap, effective killer of
mosquitoes - has resulted in millions of deaths in Africa over the years.
Rachel Carson, as the one who gave life to the movement to ban DDT,
ranks in my mind as one of history's great mass murderers.
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eat_me - some gay
guy
unregistered |
| whip it out pud |
Dec 03 2002 04:10PM
EST |
| OOH PUD, WHIP IT OUT! I'LL
EAT YOU RIGHT NOW!
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kooshball
unregistered |
| re: This is shareholder greed at its
worst |
Dec 03 2002 04:12PM
EST |
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quote:
Originally posted by Randy Ayn:
I dunno.
I *do* know that the banning of DDT - a cheap, effective killer of
mosquitoes - has resulted in millions of deaths in Africa over the
years.
Rachel Carson, as the one who gave life to the movement to ban DDT,
ranks in my mind as one of history's great mass murderers.
THANK YOU! THAT IS SOOOOOO FUCKING TRU!!! ddt was effective, ddt did
it's job safely, ddt was banned by knee-jerk left wingers.
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poopybutt123
unregistered |
| re: Sickening! |
Dec 03 2002 04:15PM
EST |
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quote:
Originally posted by JDiddie2002:
Dow is one of the worst examples of corporate greed and callousness.
What kind of response is that! Basically, they said they want to shove
the 15,000 people they killed under the rug in order to raise their
share price. Criminal. This coming from the same people that invented
and marketed Napalm. Every executive at Dow should do the world's
collective genepool a favor by comitting suicide.
Shuddup dickhead! This memo is a fake you fucking tool. Take your
lithium and get your ass down to Tower records and get a job.
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Unemployment
Insurance
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| Is your unemployment insurance running
out? |
Dec 03 2002 04:50PM
EST |
| SIGN THIS:
http://www.petitiononline.com/extendui/petition.html
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afdsdfasfas
unregistered |
| re: This is a fake. |
Dec 03 2002 06:45PM
EST |
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quote:
Originally posted by Mahandas Jones:
This press release is a fake. How do I know? Dow Chemical was not
responsible for Bhopal. It was Union Carbide!
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Harley Earl
unregistered |
| re: A shitheap of India's own
design... |
Dec 03 2002 06:46PM
EST |
| Hard to take seriously a guy
who drives an Olds - speaking opf shitheaps - you win both for car make
and logic.
quote:
Originally posted by davidjr:
Let's keep in mind that this is *India's* fault, not Union Carbide's
and NOT Dow's. India convinced UC to put the plant there. And UC
operated it within India's standards for safety. The Indian government
*always* gave the plant top ratings when inspecting it. Even tho the
plant would NEVER have been able to operate in the US.
You see, the standards for industrial and environmental safety in
India were *much lower* than the USA's standards. That's why UC built
the plant there - they could afford to.
If the Indian government wants their mess cleaned up they can hire
Dow to do it - but if they're looking for fault - they can look in a
mirror.
They did it to themselves.
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Harley Earl
unregistered |
| re: A shitheap of India's own
design... |
Dec 03 2002 06:47PM
EST |
| Hard to take seriously a guy
who drives an Olds - speaking of shitheaps - you win both for car make and
logic.
quote:
Originally posted by davidjr:
Let's keep in mind that this is *India's* fault, not Union Carbide's
and NOT Dow's. India convinced UC to put the plant there. And UC
operated it within India's standards for safety. The Indian government
*always* gave the plant top ratings when inspecting it. Even tho the
plant would NEVER have been able to operate in the US.
You see, the standards for industrial and environmental safety in
India were *much lower* than the USA's standards. That's why UC built
the plant there - they could afford to.
If the Indian government wants their mess cleaned up they can hire
Dow to do it - but if they're looking for fault - they can look in a
mirror.
They did it to themselves.
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Prove your
point
unregistered |
| re: This is a fake. |
Dec 03 2002 07:22PM
EST |
|
quote:
Originally posted by ex buildscape employeee:
Am I the only one who thinks Bush is not just a bit simple but a mean
spirited, uncaring son of a bitch, that cares only about money and
power?
Well, I know that I disagree completely with that mean spirited,
baseless slam of the President. You have this personal knowledge of Bush
from... ?
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genesimmonsfromkiss
unregistered |
| re: Gas the Bastards!!! |
Dec 03 2002 08:00PM
EST |
| I couldn't agree with you
more. Sales from kissarmy.com are very low in these areas.
Did you know Kiss invented deadly chemical leaks that kill dotheads?
No, really, back on the KissAlive tour in '53, Paul Stanley and I were in
Bhopal for a show and we ate too much curry during the opening act. I
proceeded to wet-fart all through my costume and boots and the fumes
killed at least 95% of the concertgoers. We had a sold out crowd of
50,000.
quote:
Originally posted by CEO of Corporate America:
While I enjoy sending American jobs overseas to India, I think we can
all agree that Indians do not buy enough American products or services
to justify their existence on this planet. I believe Dow was right to
gas all of those Indians. Though Dow claims it was accidental, we all
know better.
Other countries that deserve to be gassed include Iraq, Iran,
Nigeria, Uruguay, Saipan, Guam, Tibet, Chad, Sudan, Ivory Coast,
Liberia, Madagascar, Nova Scotia, Iceland, Greenland, Estonia, and
Haiti. These are countries that are either too poor, too small or just
annoying enough to not matter to the US. I believe everyone in them
should be dead, because they do not buy enough American goods and
services.
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machine1823
unregistered |
| re: This is a fake. |
Dec 03 2002 08:07PM
EST |
|
quote:
Originally posted by ex buildscape employeee:
Good point. I thought that chain in Chicago was using BS (I cannot
remember their name). One other thing, Am I the only one who thinks Bush
is not just a bit simple but a mean spirited, uncaring son of a bitch,
that cares only about money and power?
People who have actually met him decribe him as good humored and
witty.
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errmmmmm
unregistered |
| Again |
Dec 03 2002 09:05PM
EST |
| In keeping with the bin
Laden family, the Bush family members are major stockholders in the
Carlyle Group, a consortium of armaments manufacturers which profited
greatly from arms sales for the Gulf War. At the conclusion of the Gulf
War, Prescott Bush, Jr, (the secret ruler of America) and James Baker III,
successfully negotiated multi-billion dollar reconstruction contracts with
the Kuwaiti Government, on behalf of the Bush family, thus graphically
demonstrating that war is financially rewarding for the few, at the
expense of the many. As Nazi Reichsmarschal Hermann Goering succinctly
explained to the Nuremburg War Crimes Tribunal, if a governmental
hierarchy falsely instills fear of an attack, the gullible public will
willingly aquiesce to the launching of an appropriate invasion against the
innocent nation. Such a duplicitous ploy worked when Nazi S.S. members,
dressed in Polish military uniforms, attacked a German customs post near
Hochlinden, thus providing a pretext for the invasion of Poland by Nazi
Germany.
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lobsterman69
unregistered |
| re: Again |
Dec 03 2002 09:11PM
EST |
|
quote:
Originally posted by errmmmmm:
In keeping with the bin Laden family, the Bush family members are
major stockholders in the Carlyle Group, a consortium of armaments
manufacturers which profited greatly from arms sales for the Gulf War.
At the conclusion of the Gulf War, Prescott Bush, Jr, (the secret ruler
of America) and James Baker III, successfully negotiated multi-billion
dollar reconstruction contracts with the Kuwaiti Government, on behalf
of the Bush family, thus graphically demonstrating that war is
financially rewarding for the few, at the expense of the many. As Nazi
Reichsmarschal Hermann Goering succinctly explained to the Nuremburg War
Crimes Tribunal, if a governmental hierarchy falsely instills fear of an
attack, the gullible public will willingly aquiesce to the launching of
an appropriate invasion against the innocent nation. Such a duplicitous
ploy worked when Nazi S.S. members, dressed in Polish military uniforms,
attacked a German customs post near Hochlinden, thus providing a pretext
for the invasion of Poland by Nazi Germany.
I know. Just like the DEA agents who put towels on their heads and
crashed the planes on 9/11. Exactly.
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errmmmmm
unregistered |
| re: Again |
Dec 03 2002 09:15PM
EST |
| Nope - the US Department of
Defense delegated its research arm known as the Defense Advanced Projects
Agency (DARPA) to develop a black box specifically to prevent the
hijacking of fly-by-wire airliners. If communication between air traffic
controllers and the flight crew of such an aircraft ceases, and the
aircraft deviates from its preplanned flightpath, the DARPA black box
enables a covert Federal ground control facility to remotely fly the
aircraft and safely land it. With the cockpit flight controls deactivated,
it would be impossible for hijackers to deliberately cause the 9/11
disaster. A visual link between the ground facility and the aircraft could
be accomplished by means of a Global Hawk remotely controlled surveillance
aircraft. With the capability of operating at an altitude of 60,000 feet,
the Global Hawk would be almost visually imperceptible to a person on the
ground, in the vicinity of the World Trade Center.
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lobsterman69
unregistered |
| re: Again |
Dec 03 2002 09:46PM
EST |
|
quote:
Originally posted by errmmmmm:
Nope - the US Department of Defense delegated its research arm known
as the Defense Advanced Projects Agency (DARPA) to develop a black box
specifically to prevent the hijacking of fly-by-wire airliners. If
communication between air traffic controllers and the flight crew of
such an aircraft ceases, and the aircraft deviates from its preplanned
flightpath, the DARPA black box enables a covert Federal ground control
facility to remotely fly the aircraft and safely land it. With the
cockpit flight controls deactivated, it would be impossible for
hijackers to deliberately cause the 9/11 disaster. A visual link between
the ground facility and the aircraft could be accomplished by means of a
Global Hawk remotely controlled surveillance aircraft. With the
capability of operating at an altitude of 60,000 feet, the Global Hawk
would be almost visually imperceptible to a person on the ground, in the
vicinity of the World Trade Center.
Link?
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Dick Hertz
Registered Sinner |
| Bogus crap! |
Dec 03 2002 09:50PM
EST |
| And this is the kind of
drivel he expects people to spend $45 a month for!
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