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Author	Dow Chemical - Between $300 and $500 per victim : Dow accidentally killed 20,000 in the 80's and feels really bad about it, according to this internal memo. Note: this memo may be fake, I dunno. Note 2: Fine, it's fucking fake. And not even a fake memo at that -- rather, a fake press release. blah, eat me
Counselor II unregistered	re: Bogus crap! Dec 03 2002 10:09PM EST Christ, how retarded do you have to be to not smell out the falseness of this memo? Or perhaps Pud doesn't give a shit if it's fake or not, after all, there's no such thing as bad publicity. Either way--through stupidity or duplicity--Pud is looking more and more like a loser... quote: Originally posted by Dick Hertz: And this is the kind of drivel he expects people to spend $45 a month for! View original post Reply | Edit | Post a new comment
globalnorler unregistered	Bhopal Stiffs Dec 03 2002 10:19PM EST I always wondered where the band Bhopal Stiffs got their name! So was there really anything that ever happened in Bhopal India? Reply | Edit | Post a new comment
ArgoFukYurself unregistered	re: This is shareholder greed at its worst Dec 03 2002 11:12PM EST quote: Originally posted by kooshball: THANK YOU! THAT IS SOOOOOO FUCKING TRU!!! ddt was effective, ddt did it's job safely, ddt was banned by knee-jerk left wingers. Hey! You know what? There is a cheap, biodegradable product synthesized from a native South American vine that will do the same job, not kill the fish and disappears in the environment in a week, which they also knew about (has been around for 20 years and the natives have used it for over 100) You think that Dow/ UC didn't know about this shit, or that they cared? Dream on... View original post | View the 1 reply to this comment Reply | Edit | Post a new comment
ArgoFukYurself unregistered	re: This is a fake. Dec 03 2002 11:16PM EST quote: Originally posted by machine1823: People who have actually met him decribe him as good humored and witty. People that decribe me - they have misunderestimated me! Witty - no, witless, yes. Pass the Good Humor! View original post Reply | Edit | Post a new comment
Chelsea "Butt-Ugly" Clinton unregistered	re: Strategic Consulting Advice Available Dec 03 2002 11:47PM EST quote: Originally posted by J. Ludwig Marciano III: James Marciano CEO and Founder Up-Set James L. Marciano is the CEO of Up-Set, which he started in August 1996. Prior to founding Up-Set, Mr. Marciano was a strategy consultant for five years, most recently with Accenture. Mr. Marciano received an AB in Social Psychology from Harvard College in 1988, and an MBA in general management from The Amos Tuck School at Dartmouth College in 1993. He has been a guest speaker at Harvard Business School and a frequent contributor to industry publications, including the Wall Street Journal. -JLM (Harvard Grad) http://www.up-set.com/marciano.htm He's called asking me for dates several times View original post Reply | Edit | Post a new comment
hubytoto unregistered	nice scoop! Dec 03 2002 11:55PM EST Nice job pud! I didn't see this on any other news sites and immediately sold my shares. This kind of press will be very damaging when other people get it! If I subscribe, is there more good stuff like this on internal memos? Reply | Edit | Post a new comment
Turkey Neck unregistered	re: This is shareholder greed at its worst Dec 04 2002 12:00AM EST quote: Originally posted by Randy Ayn: I dunno. I *do* know that the banning of DDT - a cheap, effective killer of mosquitoes - has resulted in millions of deaths in Africa over the years. Rachel Carson, as the one who gave life to the movement to ban DDT, ranks in my mind as one of history's great mass murderers. You'd rather have Negroes instead of eagles ? Let's hear it for Saint Rachel !! View original post | View the 1 reply to this comment Reply | Edit | Post a new comment
VP Spiro T. Cheney Registered Sinner	re: Fuck Rachel Cuntwad Carson with a broomhandle Dec 04 2002 01:10AM EST quote: Originally posted by Millions die of malaria yearly: The banning of DDT was a hysterical junkscience reaction that has resulted in TENS OF MILLIONS of deaths from malaria Thanks, you enviroweenie douchebags. A couple more fucking little birdies are around, but millions of people die. :tool: :flip: Wow, does DDT cure malaria? View original post Reply | Edit | Post a new comment
VP Spiro T. Cheney Registered Sinner	re: This is a fake. Dec 04 2002 01:22AM EST quote: Originally posted by machine1823: People who have actually met him decribe him as good humored and witty. Lobbyists also report that he's a wiz at sucking cock, he can bring 2 campaign contributors off at once in his mouth while stroking a CEO in each hand & diddling the balls of a TV preacher with his bare toes. His ass is reserved for thick greasy Saudi cock. Our President is a great man! View original post Reply | Edit | Post a new comment
scruffs unregistered	re: umm, yeah, that's a real memo, allright Dec 04 2002 01:56AM EST quote: ....including well-known products like Styrofoam, DDT, and Agent Orange, ..." Of course it's fake... had it been real they would have listed Viagra too.... View original post Reply | Edit | Post a new comment
Utryharder unregistered	re: fake memo? Dec 04 2002 02:32AM EST quote: Originally posted by number_six: ... Also the Dow - Union Carbide merger is at most 2 years old -so what had Bhopal to do with Dow? Everything. http://www.rediff.com/us/2000/ may/17us.htm http://www.greenpeaceusa.org/ media/press_releases/2002/12022002text.htm http://www.greenpeaceusa.org/ media/press_releases/2002/10232002text.htm etc View original post Reply | Edit | Post a new comment
Wannabe Dow Lawyer unregistered	Get ready... Dec 04 2002 07:18AM EST Pud, you are so fucked. Don't you know that Dow has some of the most ruthless lawyers on the planet? Would you like to bend over on your own, or be forced by Dow's Chief Reaming Officer? You may be able to escape charges for comments that you don't have control over on the board, but you continue to post false information at your discretion on "Internal Memos"... BTW - aren't PRs public, not internal? Reply | Edit | Post a new comment
Fuckedbeyond unregistered	re: This is shareholder greed at its worst Dec 04 2002 09:55AM EST This subject has touched upon a little known fun fact. On the subject of corporations (in reality central banks) and the money they have poured into the phony environmental movement. I leave it up to you the reader to turn off your TV for a while and do your own research into this subject of "where does all the money coming from?" One documentary film worth the find is "The man inside the Rainbow" This started out as a "paid for" film by both the Sierra Club and Wildlife federation. It's filmmaker and, I believe, at the time employee of the Sierra club stumbled onto some disturbing facts. The film became a bombshell for both orgs in the late 80's early 90's. The film starts off by showing some elite types hunting down "endangered species" rounded up by Prince Phillip for his guests via World Wildlife Federation money and personnel. That's just the tip of the iceberg of this, now hard to find, documentary. View original post Reply | Edit | Post a new comment
velvetelvis Registered Sinner	re: Again Dec 04 2002 11:07AM EST quote: Originally posted by errmmmmm: Nope - the US Department of Defense delegated its research arm known as the Defense Advanced Projects Agency (DARPA) to develop a black box specifically to prevent the hijacking of fly-by-wire airliners. If communication between air traffic controllers and the flight crew of such an aircraft ceases, and the aircraft deviates from its preplanned flightpath, the DARPA black box enables a covert Federal ground control facility to remotely fly the aircraft and safely land it. With the cockpit flight controls deactivated, it would be impossible for hijackers to deliberately cause the 9/11 disaster. A visual link between the ground facility and the aircraft could be accomplished by means of a Global Hawk remotely controlled surveillance aircraft. With the capability of operating at an altitude of 60,000 feet, the Global Hawk would be almost visually imperceptible to a person on the ground, in the vicinity of the World Trade Center. Unless and until you back that nonsense up with some documentation, you are the BIGGEST raving lunatic bullshit artist in the world. View original post Reply | Edit | Post a new comment
cracksmoker unregistered	re: Again Dec 04 2002 11:08AM EST quote: Originally posted by errmmmmm: Nope - the US Department of Defense delegated its research arm known as the Defense Advanced Projects Agency (DARPA) to develop a black box specifically to prevent the hijacking of fly-by-wire airliners. If communication between air traffic controllers and the flight crew of such an aircraft ceases, and the aircraft deviates from its preplanned flightpath, the DARPA black box enables a covert Federal ground control facility to remotely fly the aircraft and safely land it. With the cockpit flight controls deactivated, it would be impossible for hijackers to deliberately cause the 9/11 disaster. A visual link between the ground facility and the aircraft could be accomplished by means of a Global Hawk remotely controlled surveillance aircraft. With the capability of operating at an altitude of 60,000 feet, the Global Hawk would be almost visually imperceptible to a person on the ground, in the vicinity of the World Trade Center. Unless and until you back that nonsense up with some documentation, you are the BIGGEST raving lunatic bullshit artist in the world. View original post Reply | Edit | Post a new comment
Go GW unregistered	Fuck it Dec 04 2002 11:28AM EST All left weenies slow us down I'm sick of cowtowing to other countries and left wing beacuse we lead the world in everything and should act like it. Reagan won the war and Clinton almost gave it away but we have a new leader who is doing the right kind of leading. We dont need to go and fix every problem in the world we did not cause. About time we got more respect becaue of our strength and values as a christian nation. GW is doing it right so leave him alone. Elections proved that. The economy is back and we have our military in good shape. We dont' need anything else. Go GW! View the 2 replies to this comment Reply | Edit | Post a new comment
Cheesy Nuts unregistered	re: Gas the Bastards!!! Dec 04 2002 11:59AM EST Nova Scotia's not a country, fuckhead! It's a Province in Canada! quote: Originally posted by CEO of Corporate America: Other countries that deserve to be gassed include Iraq, Iran, Nigeria, Uruguay, Saipan, Guam, Tibet, Chad, Sudan, Ivory Coast, Liberia, Madagascar, Nova Scotia, Iceland, Greenland, Estonia, and Haiti. These are countries that are either too poor, too small or just annoying enough to not matter to the US. View original post | View the 1 reply to this comment Reply | Edit | Post a new comment
poopybutt123 unregistered	re: This is shareholder greed at its worst Dec 04 2002 01:41PM EST quote: Originally posted by ArgoFukYurself: Hey! You know what? There is a cheap, biodegradable product synthesized from a native South American vine that will do the same job, not kill the fish and disappears in the environment in a week, which they also knew about (has been around for 20 years and the natives have used it for over 100) You think that Dow/ UC didn't know about this shit, or that they cared? Dream on... Really??? And I'm absolutely CERTAIN that the cure for cancer exists somewhere in a piece of bat shit deep in the Amazon rainforest! Oh...but the capatalist pigs are gonna decimate this great wilderness before we have a chance to find it. BOOHOOHOO! (sound of intense hand wringing) View original post | View the 1 reply to this comment Reply | Edit | Post a new comment
pussyface unregistered	re: Gas the Bastards!!! Dec 04 2002 02:04PM EST it must be hard being the fucking retard asshat that you are. But you really sparkled with that quick reponse of yours! Yes, indeed, Nova Scotia is a province in Canada. For your next assignment, go look up the word "irony", and for extra credit, use an internet search engine to find the meaning of the term "trolling". quote: Originally posted by Cheesy Nuts: Nova Scotia's not a country, fuckhead! It's a Province in Canada! View original post | View the 1 reply to this comment Reply | Edit | Post a new comment
lobsterman69 unregistered	re: This is shareholder greed at its worst Dec 04 2002 02:21PM EST quote: Originally posted by poopybutt123: Really??? And I'm absolutely CERTAIN that the cure for cancer exists somewhere in a piece of bat shit deep in the Amazon rainforest! Oh...but the capatalist pigs are gonna decimate this great wilderness before we have a chance to find it. BOOHOOHOO! (sound of intense hand wringing) What about the car that gets 120 miles a gallon they're hiding from us? Or the tires that never wear out? Fucking capitalists. View original post Reply | Edit | Post a new comment