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Dow Chemical - Between $300 and
$500 per victim : Dow accidentally killed 20,000 in the 80's and feels
really bad about it, according to this
internal memo. Note: this memo may be fake, I dunno. Note 2: Fine,
it's fucking fake. And not even a fake memo at that -- rather, a fake
press release. blah, eat me |
Cheesy Nuts
unregistered |
| re: Gas the Bastards!!! |
Dec 04 2002 02:23PM
EST |
| I know the meaning of
"irony." It's a guy who goes by pussyface when he can't get any pussy on
his face, fuckhead!
quote:
Originally posted by pussyface:
it must be hard being the fucking retard asshat that you are. But you
really sparkled with that quick reponse of yours! Yes, indeed, Nova
Scotia is a province in Canada. For your next assignment, go look up the
word "irony", and for extra credit, use an internet search engine to
find the meaning of the term "trolling".
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CEO of Corporate
America
unregistered |
| re: This is shareholder greed at its
worst |
Dec 04 2002 02:28PM
EST |
|
quote:
Originally posted by Turkey Neck:
You'd rather have Negroes instead of eagles ?
Let's hear it for Saint Rachel !!
I strongly agree with this statement. I believe we should gas all
Negroes in Africa. Negroes in Africa do not buy enough American goods and
services. This is why we should not cure AIDS or help them in any way.
They are not good consumers, like the Chinese, so we should let them die
of AIDS or gas them.
All the more for ME!
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zzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
unregistered |
| re: umm, yeah, that's a real memo,
allright |
Dec 04 2002 02:38PM
EST |
| Fake. Man you are all so
easily fooled. Wanna buy a bridge?
quote:
Originally posted by Horatio Fartblower:
I admire the author's spirit but cmon, Pud, you can screen em out
better than that. Right?
Just look at the bottom...
"Dow Chemical is a chemical products and services company devoted to
bringing its customers a wide range of chemicals. It furnishes
solutions for the agriculture, electronics, manufacturing, and oil
and
gas industries, including well-known products like Styrofoam, DDT,
and
Agent Orange, ..."
Refreshingly honest PR dept? Or fake memo?
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pussyface
unregistered |
| re: Gas the Bastards!!! |
Dec 04 2002 02:50PM
EST |
| ok, so let me get this
straight...you know the meaning of irony, but are still too fucking
stoopid to identify it in action?
classic ignorance displayed on the "you don't get as much pussy as i"
type taunt. either that or you're 13 years old.
quote:
Originally posted by Cheesy Nuts:
I know the meaning of "irony." It's a guy who goes by pussyface when
he can't get any pussy on his face, fuckhead!
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LubedUp
unregistered |
| re: Fuck it |
Dec 04 2002 03:28PM
EST |
|
quote:
Originally posted by Go GW:
All left weenies slow us down I'm sick of cowtowing to other
countries and left wing beacuse we lead the world in everything and
should act like it. Reagan won the war and Clinton almost gave it away
but we have a new leader who is doing the right kind of leading. We dont
need to go and fix every problem in the world we did not cause. About
time we got more respect becaue of our strength and values as a
christian nation. GW is doing it right so leave him alone. Elections
proved that. The economy is back and we have our military in good shape.
We dont' need anything else. Go GW!
Sung to the tune: "If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands"
If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi
And the bank takes back your Audi
And the TV shows are bawdy,
Bomb Iraq.
If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq.
And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq.
If the smoking gun ain't smokin'
We don't care, and we're not jokin'.
That Saddam will soon be croakin',
Bomb Iraq.
Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq.
From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections;
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.
While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq.
Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq.
If the ozone hole is growing,
Some things we prefer not knowing.
(Though our ignorance is showing),
Bomb Iraq.
So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq,
From his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq.
Saying no would look like treason.
It's the Hussein hunting season.
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.
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davidjr
Registered Sinner |
| re: A shitheap of India's own
design... |
Dec 04 2002 03:38PM
EST |
|
quote:
Originally posted by Harley Earl:
Hard to take seriously a guy who drives an Olds - speaking opf
shitheaps - you win both for car make and logic.
Obviously you haven't seet the Aurora.
Hard to say seriously an unregistered coward...
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davidjr
Registered Sinner |
| re: A shitheap of India's own
design... |
Dec 04 2002 03:40PM
EST |
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quote:
Originally posted by Harley Earl:
Hard to take seriously a guy who drives an Olds - speaking opf
shitheaps - you win both for car make and logic.
Sorry for the misspeeling.. my bad.
As I was saying... It's obvious you have never seen or driven an
Aurora, you wank.
Either way, you're just a mullet-head. No one cares what you think. Go
back to your pygmy goats.
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Cheesy Nuts
unregistered |
| re: Gas the Bastards!!! |
Dec 04 2002 04:30PM
EST |
| Here's a another definition
of "irony" - a guy who is a dumbass who tries coming off as someone who is
intelligent posing as a dumbass. Why don't you break out your cum-stained
VHS copy of "Reality Bites" and practice your Ethan Hawke imitation,
fuckface.
quote:
Originally posted by pussyface:
ok, so let me get this straight...you know the meaning of irony, but
are still too fucking stoopid to identify it in action?
classic ignorance displayed on the "you don't get as much pussy as i"
type taunt. either that or you're 13 years old.
|
pussyface
unregistered |
| re: Gas the Bastards!!! |
Dec 04 2002 05:05PM
EST |
| asshole, just face it, you
were trolled- twice! And by the way, there's no need to bring Ethan Hawke
into this!
quote:
Originally posted by Cheesy Nuts:
Here's a another definition of "irony" - a guy who is a dumbass who
tries coming off as someone who is intelligent posing as a dumbass. Why
don't you break out your cum-stained VHS copy of "Reality Bites" and
practice your Ethan Hawke imitation, fuckface.
|
brrrrrrrrrrrr
unregistered |
| re: Fuck it |
Dec 04 2002 05:10PM
EST |
|
quote:
Originally posted by LubedUp:
Sung to the tune: "If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands"
If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi
And the bank takes back your Audi
And the TV shows are bawdy,
Bomb Iraq.
If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq.
And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq.
If the smoking gun ain't smokin'
We don't care, and we're not jokin'.
That Saddam will soon be croakin',
Bomb Iraq.
Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq.
From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections;
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.
While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq.
Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq.
If the ozone hole is growing,
Some things we prefer not knowing.
(Though our ignorance is showing),
Bomb Iraq.
So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq,
From his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq.
Saying no would look like treason.
It's the Hussein hunting season.
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.
fuckin' outstanding.
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Buster Hyman
again
unregistered |
| Yo Pud, I'm back baby |
Dec 04 2002 06:26PM
EST |
| You tried to cut off my IP
(still don't know why) so I had to go in and fix it myself. Anyway its
good to be back.
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Pedro Pendejo
unregistered |
| re: Need another leak |
Dec 04 2002 06:28PM
EST |
|
quote:
Originally posted by cunanan:
To take care of all these fucking Indian programmers that came into
the US.
Excellent! Will that take care of the ones that are already
here?
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Peter "White Hoose"
Jennings
unregistered |
| World Nyews Tonight |
Dec 04 2002 08:16PM
EST |
| Good evening. I have only a
high-school education and am infamous for fucking anything with two X
chromosomes and a pulse, but on the other hand, I have only the most
superficial understanding of anything I've ever discussed on the record.
Also, I really believe that my sneering disrespect for George Bush doesn't
come through five-by-five every time I open my filthy hole on camera.
Tonight: how I fucked up aboot last night's lead story about Dow
Chemical. Did you catch me saying "aboot"? It's important that I display
my non-existant journalistic independence, and little details like that
are hoo I do it.
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mr. obvious
unregistered |
| re: Again |
Dec 04 2002 08:40PM
EST |
|
quote:
Originally posted by errmmmmm:
In keeping with the bin Laden family, the Bush family members are
major stockholders in the Carlyle Group, a consortium of armaments
manufacturers which profited greatly from arms sales for the Gulf War.
At the conclusion of the Gulf War, Prescott Bush, Jr, (the secret ruler
of America) and James Baker III, successfully negotiated multi-billion
dollar reconstruction contracts with the Kuwaiti Government, on behalf
of the Bush family, thus graphically demonstrating that war is
financially rewarding for the few, at the expense of the many. As Nazi
Reichsmarschal Hermann Goering succinctly explained to the Nuremburg War
Crimes Tribunal, if a governmental hierarchy falsely instills fear of an
attack, the gullible public will willingly aquiesce to the launching of
an appropriate invasion against the innocent nation. Such a duplicitous
ploy worked when Nazi S.S. members, dressed in Polish military uniforms,
attacked a German customs post near Hochlinden, thus providing a pretext
for the invasion of Poland by Nazi Germany.
Where do you come up with this crap? Do you get some kind of Spartacist
Youth League email every day? Or maybe there's a conspiracy-theory-o-matic
on the web somewhere that automatically generates reasons why GWB is the
evil mastermind behind everything, up to and including Crystal Pepsi.
By the way, your characterization of the Carlyle Group is factually
wrong.
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Cheesy Nuts
unregistered |
| re: Gas the Bastards!!! |
Dec 04 2002 08:47PM
EST |
| Who's been trolled? I'm also
CEO of Corporate America and planted the non-countries (Guam, anyone?) and
the response to draw a dumbshit like you out! No THAT's irony!
You truly are a cog! All the more for ME!
quote:
Originally posted by pussyface:
asshole, just face it, you were trolled- twice! And by the way,
there's no need to bring Ethan Hawke into this!
|
Richard Hed
Registered Sinner |
| re: Again |
Dec 04 2002 09:25PM
EST |
|
quote:
Originally posted by mr. obvious:
Where do you come up with this crap? ... Do you get some kind of
Spartacist Youth League email every day? Or maybe there's a
conspiracy-theory-o-matic on the web somewhere that automatically
generates reasons why GWB is the evil mastermind behind everything, up
to and including Crystal Pepsi. ...
You can thank me later.
http://www.bushnews.com/family.htm
Dick
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PUD U Fool
unregistered |
| PUD GOT TROLLED!!!!!!!! |
Dec 04 2002 09:43PM
EST |
| No company admits guilt in
any memo/press release. If companies did this, lawyers would have an easy
time getting a few billion out of them and with 20000 people supposedly
affected the company would have to come up with a bunch of cash. DOW
chemical would never admit wrong-doing in anything, even if you had film
of them injecting infants with ddt, they would deny everything. This fake
press release is so transparent. PUD GOT TROLLED!!!!
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL
unregistered |
| re: Fuck it |
Dec 04 2002 09:45PM
EST |
|
quote:
Originally posted by LubedUp:
Sung to the tune: "If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands"
If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi
And the bank takes back your Audi
And the TV shows are bawdy,
Bomb Iraq.
If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq.
And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq.
If the smoking gun ain't smokin'
We don't care, and we're not jokin'.
That Saddam will soon be croakin',
Bomb Iraq.
Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq.
From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections;
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.
While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq.
Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq.
If the ozone hole is growing,
Some things we prefer not knowing.
(Though our ignorance is showing),
Bomb Iraq.
So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq,
From his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq.
Saying no would look like treason.
It's the Hussein hunting season.
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.
Nice! Really took your time with that one. Bravo!
|
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
unregistered |
| re: Again |
Dec 04 2002 09:50PM
EST |
|
quote:
Originally posted by mr. obvious:
Where do you come up with this crap? Do you get some kind of
Spartacist Youth League email every day? Or maybe there's a
conspiracy-theory-o-matic on the web somewhere that automatically
generates reasons why GWB is the evil mastermind behind everything, up
to and including Crystal Pepsi.
By the way, your characterization of the Carlyle Group is factually
wrong.
I love the anti-Bush people. On the one hand they say he's an idiot and
others tell him what to do, but on the other hand he's a evil mastermind
out to control the world. If the Bush's wanted to control the world or
profit from Iraq's destruction don't you think George Sr. would have done
it in '92?
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Puppet Master
unregistered |
| You CAN do it. |
Dec 05 2002 05:55AM
EST |
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http://www.lemonbovril.co.uk/bushspeech/
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