"YOU KNOW," SAYS ANDY Bichlbaum on the subject of weapons of mass
destruction, "Saddam Hussein had enough botulism toxin to Botox LA for
a year. Everyone in Iraq could have been young."
Bichlbaum, whose surname was appropriated from the Vienna phone
book, is one of the Yes Men. Along with Mike Bonanno (surname borrowed
from the crime family: "we needed protection") he specialises in a form
of political pranksterism that uses spoof websites to subvert the
messages of powerful organisations such as the World Trade
Organisation.
They call it "identity correction". It has developed from simple
stunts - swapping the voice boxes on Barbie and Action Man dolls, and
putting them back on toy shop shelves, or adding kissing men to macho
computer games - to something more insidious. The Yes Men will appear
on news bulletins or at business conferences, willfully misrepresenting
the views of the organisation they are supposed to be speaking for. The
mockery will be precise: it is designed to expose the hypocrisy of
corporate culture. The punchline - not always funny - is that, usually,
no one reacts.
At its height, their playfulness takes them into the realms of
surrealism. In the film of their activities, released in the UK this
month, Bichlbaum is shown addressing a conference in Finland. The
delegates believe he is a representative of the World Trade
Organisation, delivering a speech about textiles of the future. First,
he explains why the American Civil War was a waste of money, because of
the inevitability that slavery would have been replaced by a more
efficient economic model: sweatshop labour. He then demonstrates how,
by using an Employment Visualisation Appendage, a manager in New York
can control his workforce in Rangoon.
The Appendage is unfurled when Bonanno rips off Bichlbaum’s business
suit, to reveal a gold leotard with a 3ft phallus, on the end of which
is a television screen: the manager of the future will thus be able to
exercise without losing sight of his workers.
Clearly, the presentation is as offensive as it is absurd, but it is
greeted with nothing more than polite apathy. This, the Yes Men
believe, is due to the culture of deference which surrounds corporate
affairs: people will believe anything if it is told to them by a man in
a suit. Certainly, that seemed to be the reaction at the International
Legal Studies Conference in Salzburg, where the Yes Men suggested that
the principles of the free market be extended to the democratic sphere
- allowing the buying and selling of votes.
Lately, the duo has discovered that irony has its limits. Having
already spoofed the website of George W Bush - prompting the president
to observe that there should be limits to freedom - they loaned their
support to John Kerry in the election by touring with a spoof Bush
battle-bus. In the president’s case, identity correction amounted to
distributing leaflets saying: "Only George W Bush has had the political
courage to embrace global warming as a useful weapon in the trade
wars." They also collected signatures on a "patriot pledge" petition.
Signatories agreed that: "I support tax cuts favouring the elite, and I
volunteer to pay more than my share of taxes to allow the elite to
invest their money in our nation’s economy."
But the satire was wasted. "People didn’t notice," Bonanno notes
glumly. "They just didn’t respond to the horrible things that we were
saying. They agreed with us because they thought we were people with
authority."
The Yes Men’s most dramatic intervention happened last December, on
the 20th anniversary of the Bhopal disaster. Bichlbaum, under the
pseudonym Jude Finisterra - Jude being the patron saint of lost causes,
Finisterra meaning "the end of the world" - appeared on BBC News 24,
posing as a spokesman for Dow chemicals, and announced that the
corporation would be taking full responsibility for the disaster. The
site would be cleaned and the victims fully compensated.
It was two hours before Dow issued a denial. The BBC was flagellated
for its error, and there were reports that protesters in Bhopal had
wept on hearing that the reports were untrue.
In the days after the Bhopal stunt, the Yes Men examined their
consciences. They had been accused of giving false hopes to the
powerless. Rachna Dhingra, of the International Campaign for Justice in
Bhopal, called it a "cruel, cruel hoax". Later, according to Bonanno,
she changed her mind, and has now formed an alliance with the Yes Men
to maintain the pressure on Dow.
Whatever the merits of the prank, it did highlight several things
about the way the media works. Though they are largely unabashed on the
question of false hopes, Bichlbaum and Bonanno display some guilt about
the fact that the BBC was made to look foolish. "They’re not meant to
be a target of ours," says Bonanno. "And we don’t actually see
journalists as an enemy or a problem. It’s just incidental that it
ended up being the BBC."
"Nobody else could give a rat’s ass about Bhopal," adds Bichlbaum.
"Only the BBC could, so they stumbled on to our site. There should not
be an issue of BBC credibility here at all. They retracted it
immediately and explained fully that it wasn’t real. The real issue is
when a station systematically reproduces what Bush or Blair says, for
months, and never corrects it. Why did we actually believe Bush when he
said that there were WMDs? Why didn’t we have more of a journalistic
approach to it? That’s the real question of journalistic integrity."
When they were contacted by the BBC and asked for their views on the
anniversary of Bhopal, Bichlbaum and Bonanno initially considered
taking a callous approach. They sketched out a "super-aggressive,
honest explanation" of the company’s refusal to accept further
responsibility. This, Bichlbaum says, would have shown the company as
they really are, "so we did the right thing for them, PR-wise".
Bonanno adds: "The lesson is that corporations simply can’t do that.
And that’s why we need regulation to keep them from doing whatever the
hell they want. Corporate social responsibility is a myth that’s
supposed to make us complacent. We need social responsibility to put
limits on what corporations can and can’t do."
The two trace back the heritage of the prank as a political act to
Daniel Defoe, who wrote a pamphlet in 1703 arguing that a bill
forbidding non-Anglicans from public office was a waste of time, and
that execution would be more efficient.
Satire is the easy bit. Answers are trickier. "In the movie," says
Bonanno, "we suggest dismantling the WTO and replacing it with
something called the Trade Regulation Organisation, whose bottom line
is making sure that trade is put in the service of individuals and the
environment. It seems like a straightforward thing to do. There’s
obviously infinite complexity in terms of how you want to make up the
rules and regulations. But often the idea of how something could be
different is really simple.
"In the case of this Dow thing, the solution was easy: dissolve the
assets of Union Carbide, and give it to the people whose lives were
destroyed by the thing, and use the money to clean up the site. That’s
straightforward. Of course, the actual process of doing that would be
very complex, so it’s utopian."
"The abuse of power exists," says Bichlbaum, "and one of the things
we wanted to show is that it can systematically exist, and none of the
people we expect to be paying attention, none of these experts are
going to be catching it. Then the question is: ‘What’s the solution?’
Is it for everybody to doubt, or is the solution simply to abolish the
WTO and try to create a different structure that people can put their
belief behind more reasonably?"
Since the Bhopal incident, the Yes Men have visited Switzerland. The
Swiss premiere of their film took place in Davos, and was timed to
coincide with the World Economic Forum ("it was fun, though we did end
up getting mistakenly arrested"). It was there that they met Rachna
Dhingra, who was present to give a Public Eye award for corporate
misbehaviour to Dow. The Bhopal campaign will continue, and the footage
of the incident will probably find its way into a second Yes Men film.
Despite their notoriety, they have received what Bonanno - who
currently lives in Dundee with his Scottish girlfriend - calls "further
opportunities".
One stunt that will not be repeated is the golden suit. "The phallus
wore out," Bonanno says, with some regret. "We had to get an erection
for a photograph at the Sundance film festival last year, and because
it wasn’t holding air, I ended up putting this rubberised stuff inside
it, like for fixing bicycle tyres. It’s the stuff that never dries, and
that didn’t hold air, so I ended up putting this spray foam in it, and
it started to bleed this green goo."There’s a metaphor in there, for
those who care to look.
• The Yes Men: The True Story of the End of World Trade Organisation is published by Disinformation at £10. The film, The Yes Men, will be released this Friday.