By silicon.com
Published: Friday 03 August 2007
So, Mr Prescott, are you keeping busy?
Julian Nicholls
and the model on my far left shows the suits condi...
Karen Challinor
Tell Victoria her latest implants are here
Rob Pendragon
Three months? That would be a weekend of snacking...
Rob Pendragon
No, the specification for the new artifical heart ...
Valérie Ganne
If this is supposed to last our boys in Iraq their...
Valérie Ganne
In fact, Jamie Oliver's only specified the supply ...
Rob Falconer
I still prefer the old Pringle's packet
Rob Falconer
Going to the toilet? Oh dear, I think we forgot a...
Robert Lindsay
Our brave fighting men can survive for three month...
Robert Lindsay
I've dated worse...but only due to poor disco ligh...
Anonymous
But what if you don't *like* haggis?
Anonymous
Eat your heart out, Jacko !
John Ray
Walkers crisps come up with an innovative solution...
Katie Gaines
"Does my bum look big in this?"
Maxine Gallagher
"...and this is me before I went on the Slim Fast ...
Katie Gaines
"Oh, I'd definitely rate in the top 10 most influe...
EBGB
Truly the worst case of piles we have ever treated...
Anonymous
Ol' bug-eyes is back!
Jon Morton
Frank Sinatra often took LSD to ease the monotony ...
Jon Morton
By the end of his career, the tailored jumpsuits o...
Jon Morton
So what did you do with your 'Slimmer of the Year'...
Malcolm George
“So; you’re at Los Alamos, they give you sunglasse...
Phil Brennan
Most pigs I've looked at from this angle only have...
Jim Welch
And the next couple to talk to us about mixed marr...
Malcolm George
Hello Mr Ballmer, which oriface will you be talkin...
Andrew Rowe
Memorial to the late Producer of "Blow-up."
Richard
" .. and this is a picture of his liver, taken aft...
Stephen Savage
Proof that "You are what you eat" demonstrated by ...
Chris Pimenta
...and it comes in a range of fetching colours.
Richard
"Now you're just making an a*** of yourself!"
Neville Byford
"Mr Blobby found under FBI Witness Protection Sche...
Paul Burns
"Ladies and Gentleman .....THE PET SHOP BOYS!!!"
Philip Stevens
And the inventor of the year award goes to.... Dav...
Andy Feeney
Oh no! Noel Edmonds & Mr Blobby are back after a p...
Richard Scurrah
Bob realised that farting in an air-tight suit was...
John Wales
Steve discovered the hard way that his last meal o...
John Wales
And next in the fancy dress competition we have De...
Stephen Smith
Little Mister Bladder introduces himself by statin...
Anonymous
.. and now ( tah daahh!) the i-Blob .. ehh.... it...
Anonymous
So where did you lose the front bit of the pantomi...
Dave Devine
And you don't think working on the nuclear test pr...
Dave Devine
Ladies and gentlemen I'd like to introduce you to ...
Dave Devine
"and here's Kevin Mitnick to talk about Internet s...
Pete Waller
...so there I was playing my bagpipes, minding my ...
Maxine Gallagher
silicon.com
Leader: Should CIOs fear the rise of private equity?
IT stands to lose some of the ground it gained post-dot-com bust...
silicon.com
The Weekly Round-Up: 03.08.07
Cough, cough!
Mobile operators told to make friends with business customers
CIOs told 'think like a venture capitalist'
Microsoft to open Canadian development centre
Recruitment crisis looms for UK tech industry
IT risk management
Businesses must ensure they understand the growing issue of 'risk'
especially around their IT where users, new technologies and the spread
of sensitive data combine to create an environment in which risk is
rife. Find out more in silicon.com's latest special report.
