Halliburton Solve Global Warming!

Jman · 05-19-06, 12:30 PM

Pure genius!

http://www.halliburtoncontracts.com/about/

The photos are particularly good.

WagonsRule · 05-19-06, 12:49 PM

Those pics are hillarious. They look like Humpty Dumpty in those suits.

Darwood · 05-19-06, 12:53 PM

The safety card is best:

http://www.halliburtoncontracts.com/...SafetyCard.jpg

I personally like the drawing energy from animals part.

IDave · 05-19-06, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by WagonsRule

Those pics are hillarious. They look like Humpty Dumpty in those suits.

Or the Money Tree commercials worm.

DSRTRDR · 05-19-06, 12:56 PM

funny BS

Jman · 05-19-06, 12:57 PM

Check out the "Find Solutions for" links along the side. . . .

NorCalDoug · 05-19-06, 02:57 PM

LOL!!!

Cube Dweller · 05-19-06, 03:05 PM

Where can we buy one? I didn't see a buy online tab

Jman · 05-19-06, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by NorCalDoug

LOL!!!

I know, that pic is just fawkin' awesome.

Jman · 05-19-06, 03:15 PM

I like the "Maniple Pods (for interaction with people, technology, and the environment)"!

Cruisin'Carolina · 05-19-06, 06:19 PM

Now that is funny!

swank60 · 05-19-06, 08:06 PM

Whomever created this site obviously hates America.

Cruisin'Carolina · 05-19-06, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by swank60

Whomever created this site obviously hates America.

I think a link was posted a few days back so you can find the creator and report them to your true employer..err...I mean FBI

swank60 · 05-19-06, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Cruisin'Carolina

I think a link was posted a few days back so you can find the creator and report them to your true employer..err...I mean FBI

I have to say - the whole deal, and the links, are an incredible endeavor.

From the cargil site under "employment":

"When people say admiringly "That man looks very competent" or "That woman has a real knowing look" or even "That fellow, although bearded, inspires my confidence," what they really mean is "I wish I had a better standard of living." If you want to inspire such feelings and are looking for a company that aims at survival and growth, consider a career with a large U.S. corporation. Cargill, for example, employs…"

Holy crap...This stuff is so funny and so deep, it makes me want to throw up.

Cruisin'Carolina · 05-19-06, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by swank60

I have to say - the whole deal, and the links, are an incredible endeavor.

From the cargil site under "employment":

"When people say admiringly "That man looks very competent" or "That woman has a real knowing look" or even "That fellow, although bearded, inspires my confidence," what they really mean is "I wish I had a better standard of living." If you want to inspire such feelings and are looking for a company that aims at survival and growth, consider a career with a large U.S. corporation. Cargill, for example, employs…"

Holy crap...This stuff is so funny and so deep, it makes me want to throw up.

That is exactly what struck me......quality stuff........a lot of hard work and wit went into it.....I'm waiting for it to reposted.....by someone who thinks it's real...

swank60 · 05-19-06, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Cruisin'Carolina

That is exactly what struck me......quality stuff........a lot of hard work and wit went into it.....I'm waiting for it to reposted.....by someone who thinks it's real...

It's not real?

The Coke site is the hardest one to pinpoint as being a fake. That one goes waaaaay over to the straight side.

dieseldog · 05-19-06, 10:05 PM

A trademark attorney could have a field day there . . . .

Cruisin'Carolina · 05-20-06, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by dieseldog

A trademark attorney could have a field day there . . . .

I was thinking any kind of attorney could pull that down.....

Still, great sites...

swank60 · 05-20-06, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by dieseldog

A trademark attorney could have a field day there . . . .

Not if it's parody. The law can't touch it if it's a) parody and b) not doing any harm.

Plus, most companies don't want the bad will created by going after an individual. It creates very bad press.

05-19-06, 12:30 PM	#1
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