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Topic: You're Getting New Homes . . . Sike!

Posted by jadetree on 2006-08-29; 09:47:17 (message 274587; 574 reads)

Yesterday in New Orleans, HUD Deputy Assistant Secretary Rene Oswin made the stunning announcement that people would be getting their homes back.

With your help, we're not going to destroy much-needed housing, we're going to make it work - for all of us. We've got a three-step plan:

1. The first step is to let these folks go home right now. 2. Next, we're going to help them create the opportunities they need to thrive. 3. Finally, with your help, we're going to give back to Mother Nature what she needs to protect this city for all of its citizens.

All of this is going to require your help to an unprecedented extent, and we are very pleased to announce a contracting budget of 1.8 billion dollars.

All of which would be wonderful news, if this man really existed.

Posted by Johnny_Rotten on 2006-08-29; 19:04:23 (message 274689; reply to 274587)

Ah too bad cable news ignored this. I highly reccomend the doccumentary for a good laugh. I wonder how long they can keep it up until they fall under the thumb of the patriot act.

 

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