FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: May 12, 2005
DOW REJECTS PROPOSAL TO CLEAN BHOPAL USING FIRST-QUARTER PROFITS
The same man who appeared on BBC World TV last December as a Dow representative to
announce that Dow would finally clean up Bhopal [1] showed up today at
Dow's Annual General Meeting (AGM) to suggest the same thing to Dow's board of directors and shareholders.
"We
made an incredible $1.35 billion this quarter," said "Jude Finisterra,"
aka Andy Bichlbaum of the Yes Men [2]. "But for most of us, that'll
just mean a new set of golf clubs. Let's do something useful instead -
like finally cleaning up the Bhopal plant site, or funding the new
clinic there [3]." Dow Chairman Bill Stavropolous responded to
"Finisterra's" suggestion with a curt dismissal [4].
The Yes Men
joined other shareholder groups in Midland, including Amnesty
International, which condemns Dow's lack of response to the Bhopal
crisis as a human rights issue [5].
BANKERS EMBRACE "GOLDEN SKELETON" MASCOT
Two weeks ago at a London banking conference to which they had accidentally been invited,
two "Dow representatives" described a new Dow computer program that puts a precise financial value on human life.
The
70 bankers in attendance enthusiastically applauded the lecture, which
described various industrial crimes, including IBM's sale of technology
to the Nazis for use in identifying Jews, as "golden skeletons in the
closet"--i.e. lucrative and therefore acceptable.
Several of the
bankers then posed for photos with "Dow Acceptable Risk" mascot "Gilda,
the Golden Skeleton," and signed up for licenses for the "Acceptable
Risk Calculator," which helps businesses determine the exact point
where human casualties will start to cut into profit, and suggests the
best regions on earth to locate ventures with potentially very high
death tolls.
See
www.theyesmen.org/hijinks/dow/acceptablerisk.shtml for video and photos of the event, and
www.dowethics.com/risk/ to try out the "Acceptable Risk Calculator" for yourself.
STATE DEPARTMENT FINDS FAKE DOW WEBSITE USEFUL
Dow
may not appreciate the DowEthics.com website--but the US State
Department finds it quite useful, and refers requests for information
about Bhopal to various of its pages: see
www.dowethics.com/statedeptfoi/ for an example.
CONTACT:
dowmedia@theyesmen.orgNOTES TO EDITORS:
[1] See
theyesmen.org/hijinks/dow/bhopal2004.shtml
[2]
Yes Men Andy Bichlbaum and Mike Bonanno had been given one Dow "proxy"
each by actual shareholders, giving them the right to attend the annual
meeting and address the Dow board.
[3] Two weeks ago, the
Sambhavna Trust Clinic of Bhopal opened a new wing to serve the victims
whose numbers continue to grow due to groundwater contamination from
the uncleaned plant site. See
www.bhopal.org for information on how you can contribute.
[4] See
theyesmen.org/hijinks/dow/2005agm.shtml for complete statements and responses, including Yes Man Mike Bonanno's feverish, red-eared tirade in a neck brace.
[5] See
www.amnestyusa.org/business/dow_letters.html. See also
www.proxyinformation.com/dow/summary.htm and
www.TRWNews.net(via
nettime)