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Citizens Alert: Uncle Sham will Bomb Your Brain if you DISOBEY!


Fuck Micro$oft:

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    Son, that doll fetish was caused by your sicko mother:

    Now, I want you to slaughter the yes men.



    Well, it looks like "Dick" Cheney's got somethin nasty planned for all you disobedient citizens...

    So make sure you know how to duck and cover, and plan your nuclear blast ahead of time!!



    What's a weekend if ya ain't knockin boots...

    and doin it DOGGYSTYLE!!


    Ever wonder who hangs out down at the Abortion Clinic?

    NONE BUT THE RIGHTEOUS!!



    Q: What do Cannabis Christians and Dionne Warwick have in common with school anti-drug counselors?

    A: They all know how to spot Pipe Bongs!



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    Hey Ladies - ever ask yourself "Why Don't I Have A Penis?"

    you could probably buy one in gangland!


    National Philistines, please take note:

    Chairman MaoDonald is GOD of the Next Millennium!



    attention: DONTBLOW is now officially Anti-Polygraph, Anti-War and motherfucken Anti-DMCA!!


    Advanced DONTBLOW research has revealed that speech reversal technology allows you to CLONE JESUS!!

    (just watch out for the shit katapult)


    I was telling Sergeant Smellfoot all about my friends feet...

    when all of a sudden my chocolate melted!!


    Following some serious 420 Bong Fun, the DONTBLOW staff has now lapsed into a beige-flavored version of complete catatonia!



    oh, the fun you can have with a homeless boy...

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    Yo, merlin told me the shit's gonna shake down in 2012...

    hopefully the new satanic pope will be installed by then!


    the ladies love it when the cum is yummy...

    but that won't help if you had bushmeat for dinner!



    ask your nearest anal sac:

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    Bobby, the CIA is addicted to Crack.

    maybe that's why even cops hate the CIA!!


    What do you get when you combine Sushi + Porn??

    I don't know, but it probably involves physics prostitutes!!



    DONTBLOW has proof: Psychedelic Republicans love a good Black Whip now and again...

    (38% of Congress has a cast fetish!!)






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